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Uh, because, uh, I just flew to Vancouver, and boy, were my arms tired?
I just drove across the country and I'm still jet-lagged?
Oh, oh, here's a good one: Uh, I was, uh, going to write a blog post about... uh, some, uh... Cheese! Yes, I had cheese the other day it was very nice. And the cheese was so, um, nice that, um, I forgot to write any blog posts and had a nap instead.