Thursday, February 04, 2010

My life is based on a series of lies

My very good friend Rod is the maintenance supervisor for Beulah Garden Homes, which provides rental housing for low-income senior citizens in Vancouver.

Housing for low-income seniors is crucially important in one of the most expensive places to live in the world and probably an important enough topic for its own blog post.

Recently he had to refurbish a property just purchased by Beulah Garden Homes.

The house came with a bidet which had to be removed.

Rod was telling me about this as we watched one of his many, many, many children practice lacrosse.

Then he asked me what a bidet was for.

"To wash your feet," I answered confidently.

"That's not what everybody else told me," he replied.

That didn't make any sense to me, after all I had been told this as a child, and who would lie to a cute, innocent child?

At some point in my past I saw a bidet and asked what it was. And what it was for.

Apparently, I didn't notice the uncomfortable silence, the inability of anyone to look anyone else in the eye or the people who turned and left as everybody in the room tried to come up with a plausible explanation for a small child about what parts of the body a bidet was used to clean.

Never mind why all these people would have been in a room in North America with a bidet.

I'm just glad they didn't tell me it was a drinking fountain.

According to Wikipedia "A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus."

Yes a "low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus", was invented by, and not to promote a stereotype, the French.

Wow.

I wonder what else I was lied to about.

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Beulah Garden Homes
Bidet [Wikipedia]

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Friday, January 22, 2010

People who annoy you

He just doesn't get it.

I spoke with Don "Moose" Lewis, a boxing promoter regarding his announcement January 18th about a new basketball league, the All-American Basketball Alliance.

Normally this is no big deal.

Normally I wouldn't cover it, after all organized sports "is not my thing".

Ask anybody.

Lewis is starting a basketball league which focusses on the fundamentals.

Normally this is no big deal.

Normally I wouldn't cover it, after all I don't know what the fundamentals are.

Ask anybody.

Lewis is starting a basketball league which only allows natural born United States citizens.

This is unusual.

Normally I wouldn't cover it though, because, well, that's just a whole universe of American cultural insanity I don't want to touch.

However, Lewis wants to start a new basketball league of all white players.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Yes, the year is 2010.

No, it's not a hoax.

In Lewis' own words, he wants to start a basketball league in which "only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league."

I understand (theoretically) wanting to watch a game which focusses on the fundamentals (whatever they are), in the same way some people (not Don Cherry) prefer Olympic hockey over the NHL.

Lewis says the race requirement is "just a hook", he just wants to present a fun product, after all, no one is going to pay attention to him or his league unless there is some sort of hook.

He claims he is not a racist, and does not want to promote hate.

He just doesn't get it.

At least, I hope he just doesn't get it, because he can learn, if he wants to.

Related Links
All-American Basketball Alliance
Basketball league for white Americans targets Augusta [Augusta Chronicle]
Stormfront [A racist forum discussion in favour of the Lewis' league]

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Donate to Haitian relief

One of many ways to make a donation for Haitian relief in Canada is by cell phone.

In Canada, on any Rogers Wireless or Bell Mobility phone you can donate by texting ‘Haiti’ to 45678.

Your donation will go to The Salvation Army Haiti Earthquake Disaster Relief.

Salvation Army
Canadian Red Cross
World Vision Canada
Doctors Without Borders

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Examination is complete

We're through.

The Examiner and I, that is.

Everyone else is fine.  I'm not through with anybody else.  At all.  Even a little bit.  You know who you are.

That last bit was a bit creepy, wasn't it?

Well, moving on, I've decided to end my relationship with The Examiner.

In my email explaining my concerns to Channel Manager Grant Davis, I wrote:

"I am unsatisfied with the reluctance of The Examiner to provide information about payment terms.

Further, I am uncomfortable with many of the clauses within section 7, notably clause b.

Thank you for considering me, I wish you and your organization all the best in the future."

Section 7, clause b of the states, "You hereby grant to Examiner.com a non-exclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, worldwide license to:"

Hmmm, now that I look at it, maybe section 7, clause b of The Examiner.com's Independent Contractor Agreement and License wasn't that bad at all.

Maybe the real problem is section 7, clause b, subsection i where it continues, "copy, reproduce, distribute, perform, modify, adapt, create derivative works, use, transmit, and display the Works or any part thereof, in any in any manner, media or format now existing or hereafter devised, whether fixed or interactive, including without limitation in print, audio, on the Internet, via wireless network, in databases and compilations, via MP3 players and other devices capable of playing audio content, via cell phones and PDAs, in CD-ROMs and DVDs, and in the websites and print newspapers of Examiner.com and Affiliates;"

So, just to be clear, in section 2 of The Examiner.com's Independent Contractor Agreement and License they admit you may never be paid, but in section 7 they want royalty-free rights to your work.

Who does this?

Who would agree to this.  Okay, who would agree to this if they read The Examiner.com's Independent Contractor Agreement and License? 

What would the possible point be?  That is to say, what would the point of this be for me or any of the other writers of The Examiner?

If I want to write for free I have this blog.

If I want to improve my online profile, I have this blog.

And my web site.

And my YouTube channel.

And Twitter.

And Facebook.

And LinkedIn.

So, what does any writer need The Examiner for?

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The Examiner
AnthonyDamonse.com
YouTube
Twitter
Facebook
LinkedIn


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Friday, November 27, 2009

Examining payment at the Examiner.com

In our previous episode I announced I had a new job with the Examiner.com.

Well, more like an additional job.  I still have the day job at Dueck.

My additional job is to write three to four stories a week to be posted at the Examiner.com.

I received an invitation to apply for the Examiner.com job from the Vancouver-based citizen journalism site NowPublic where I had published stories.

NowPublic does not pay for stories.  There is only glory and Internet fame.

Examiner.com does pay.  Well, they will pay.  Well, they will pay eventually.  Well, they will pay eventually if there is enough readership.

The Examiner.com's Independent Contractor Agreement and License clearly states one might not get paid, "In consideration of the Services, you will be provided exposure of your name and the Web Page.  You understand that you will not initially receive any other compensation for performance of the Services."

Okay, fair enough, but what about when they do start to pay, how will they know how much to pay?

The Examiner.com's Independent Contractor Agreement and License continues: "However, if the Web Page obtains traffic levels and/or other performance metrics determined by Examiner.com from time to time, you may be eligible for a performance-based incentive, which would be paid according to a formula and metrics to be provided to you by Examiner.com, as modified by Examiner.com from time to time in its sole discretion."

When I asked for the metrics I was told in an email from Channel Manager Grant Davis,"We don’t reveal our payment formula. Like Google AdSense/AdWords, we consider that information private intellectual property."

Of course, the Independent Contractor Agreement and License includes a confidentiality clause which would cover the payment formula.

My day job is in a field rife with commission sales people and they have some indication of what they may be paid to sell a product or service, or several products or services.

Apparently, the Examiner.com is expecting me to work for them with the hopes of getting paid according to a formula I can't know about.

This isn't right.

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Examiner.com
NowPublic

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Examining the Examiner

Recently I received an invitation from NowPublic to apply for a paid position at the Examiner.com.

NowPublic is a Vancouver-based citizen journalism site which was recently purchased by Examiner.com.

"As mentioned last week, because you've posted articles, photos or video to NowPublic, our sister site, Examiner.com, is now inviting you to also become an Examiner if you live in one of the 160 US or Canadian cities where they have an edition; or for one of the two national editions."
Whoopee! A paying gig!

Uh, yeah. Funny thing about that.

Examiner.com pays contributors relative to viewership of their stories, and length of time spent on their story's page.

Because I'm a journalist, I wanted to know more about Examiner.com, so I did what every journalist does: I Googled "examiner.com" and read the Wikipedia article.

It turns out Examiner.com is owned by the Clarity Media Group which, in turn, is affiliated with AEG which is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Anschutz Company.

The Anschutz Company is a private company whose CEO, Philip F. Anschutz, is right-wing, conservative Christian supporter of George W. Bush.

He's kind of like a low-rent version of Rupert Murdock.

Yeah for me!  I'm helping an incredibly wealthy man become wealthier so he can make donations to political causes I abhor!  Lucky, luck me.


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NowPublic
Examiner.com
AEG
Clarity Media Group

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

It is no longer that way

From LIFE magazine:
Cronkite in his own words, in LIFE: "The anchor man has a tremendous load. Memory to be called on. Knowledge to be called on. A set of events to be kept in perspective. The job of taking instructions, throwing cues, watching the monitors. And in my case I do not go on the air without making editorial judgments and do not stay on the air without editing the story in my head as I go along. I am not a conduit."

Photo: Leonard McCombe/Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images
Jan 01, 1971

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