This is the result of a recent conversation with my very good friend Julie.
It's not her fault, it's just the result.
Richmond: Below sea level!
Surrey: No longer the car theft capitol of North America!
Delta: We're not Surrey!
Coquitlam: Subject to local flooding
Port Coquitlam: There's a port around here somewhere
Vancouver: 17 days without a shooting!
Burnaby: Ya wanna make something of it?
Ioco: No, it's not an Indian name
Belcarra: We're on the map, you know!
Maple Ridge: We're not Haney any more!
West Vancouver: That's right, we're richer than you are
North Vancouver: Because we can't afford West Vancouver
New Westminster: Better than the stupid "old" Westminster
Abbotsford: Not the buckle in the Bible belt any more, now we're a crime centre! (What are you doing out there, John?)
Chilliwack: We got... corn!
Squamish: You can't get here from there
Port Moody: Choo-choo go bye-bye
Winnipeg: We're not Edmonton!