Monday, February 22, 2016
Tea complexity
Since I've started drinking tea without milk or sugar, I've become particular (some might say OCD, but those people don't care what kind of warm brownish liquid they pour into their mouths, now do they) about how my cup is brewed. I used to insist it had to be steeped for at least five minutes, but now I just pour my cup as soon as the tea bag gets wet.
My late grandmother used to drink her tea black and I couldn't understand why she was so fussy about how long it was steeped.
Now I do.
Wednesday, January 08, 2014
The Great Hiatus
| Holmes and Moriarty fighting over the Reichenbach Falls, by Sidney Paget. |
I’ve generally followed that advice when it’s been too long between posts, but this most recent absence has been a bit unreasonable.
It’s been over a year since my last post, and three months before the post prior to that.
My excuse for my blogging absence, which the aforementioned article suggested not going into, was working full-time (yeah!) having a second job for a few months (yeah!) and two people at home who I very much enjoy spending time with.
Friday, October 05, 2012
My wife is gonna be PISSED
| You owe me one. |
I assume (well, actually, hope with fingers crossed) that's it's someone ready to offer me a full-time job so I can pay off some of the creditors who are also calling.
[Hire me, I'll fix your Internet presence for food. (I mean cash, I'll fix your online presence for cash. {Cash which I can use to buy food!}{I miss food.})]
So, I answer the phone and Bonita tells me I've been selected to receive a Disney vacation including:
- Seven days six nights Caribbean cruise
- Rental car with unlimited mileage
- Disney World
- Orlando Magic card good for discounts on attractions
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Best. Spam. Ever. (continued - now with more crazy)
| Speaking of crazy... |
Anyhoo, the this email was appropriately caught in my spam filter which I have to check periodically because there is the remote possibility someone will have offered me a job in my field of training paying well enough to pay off my training.
(Will write words, make video or take pictures for food.)
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Best. Spam. Ever.
Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I DirectorA few things to take note of in this email,
- the text above comes from the subject line of the email, not the body. There was no text in the body.
- I don't think it's being overly pedantic to suggest the actual, real Federal Bureau of Investigation would capitalize its initials.
- I'm not an American, and I don't live in America (mind you Marc Emery wouldn't have said "yes" to either of those points either.)
I, like most people, have to check my spam box occasionally to make sure I don't miss critical (hire me!) emails.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Bay leaves are a scam
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My wife and child have been moved to a safe location in anticipation (you know how to say it) of the fall out from this scathing, extremely well researched and sourced (shut up) blog post.
Yes, after years of exploitation I'm uncovering the truth of Big Bay Leaf and the way they've attempted to control our lives.
How much money have you spent on bay leaves in the past year? StatsCanada data show it is as much as tens of dollars per household annually! [It's from an obscure report you'll never find. Trust me, don't bother with an FOI.]
Friday, January 15, 2010
Donate to Haitian relief
In Canada, on any Rogers Wireless or Bell Mobility phone you can donate by texting ‘Haiti’ to 45678.
Your donation will go to The Salvation Army Haiti Earthquake Disaster Relief.
Salvation Army
Canadian Red Cross
World Vision Canada
Doctors Without Borders
Friday, November 28, 2008
"I'd still sleep better if i saw some trampling"
The point of Buy Nothing Day is not to bring down capitalism, because, apparently, the capitalists are taking care of that themselves.
Oh, it's also Black Friday in America.
Black Friday is the shopping extravaganza which kicks of the holiday shopping season for the Americans, and is the biggest shopping day of the year.
In Canada, the biggest shopping day is Boxing Day, the day after Christmas.
Uh, that's kind of odd, when you think about it: in America, the biggest shopping day is in anticipation (say in like Rocky [No, the other Rocky]) of Christmas, in Canada the biggest shopping day is AFTER Christmas. Hmmmm....
And, yet again, I digress.
The title of this post comes from a Simpsons
episode in which the students of Springfield Elementary are enlisted to create the must have Christmas toy.
When the toy, called Funzo, is launched, a frenzie ensues outside the store.
The ever present Simpsons universe business woman Lindsay Nagle is pleased with the commotion, but adds, "I'd still sleep better if i saw some trampling", and someone steps on Moe the bartender's head.
And today it happened for real.
At a Wal-Mart in New Jersey a staff member was trampled to death.
Jdimytai Damour, 34, hired for the Christmas season, was trampled to death when shoppers forced the doors open and rushed into the store.
Police had attended the store at 3:00 AM to manage the crowd, close to the 5:00 AM opening, the crowds could no longer resist the bargains.
The annual shopping frenzy at Wal-Mart exists because journalists will show up to cover it, thus creating free advertising for the discount chainTension grew as the 5 a.m. opening neared. By 4:55, with no police officers in sight, the crowd of more than 2,000 had become a rabble, and could be held back no longer. Fists banged and shoulders pressed on the sliding-glass double doors, which bowed in with the weight of the assault.
Witnesses and the police said the doors shattered, and the shrieking mob surged through in a rush for holiday bargains. One worker, Jdimytai Damour, 34, of Queens, was thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him.
Some workers fought their way through the surge to get to Damour, but he had been fatally injured, police said. Damour, a temporary worker hired for the holiday season, was pronounced dead an hour later at Franklin Hospital Medical Center in Valley Stream.
Four other people, including a 28-year-old woman described as eight months pregnant, were treated at the hospital for minor injuries.
After all a commercial during the six o'clock news on all the channels in every market is expensive, never mind getting that same commercial onto the twenty-four hour news channels.
I hope the wealthiest family in Bentonville, Arkansas sleeps well this Christmas."They have problems with crowds every year, and inevitability, people get hurt," said David Nassar of Wal-Mart Watch, a union-financed group. "They should expect to plan properly for this kind of a problem and have adequate security in place, and they don't."
Wal-Mart officials said the safety of customers and workers was their "top priority" and the company's "thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those impacted."
Related Links
Wal-Mart worker trampled to death by frenzied Black Friday shoppers [Seattle Times]
Buy Nothing Day [Adbusters]
Sunday, September 28, 2008
In memorium: Alice Damonse
My Grandmother helped my mother raise me.
She came to Canada in 1969 to visit my mother who came in 1965 and then had me two years later.
The "visit" became permanent, eventually my grandmother became a Canadian citizen and lived in Canada until her death in 1996.
I am only one of my Grandmother's 21 grandchildren, but I was privileged to have her to myself exclusively for almost 30 years.
My Grandmother and Grandfather had a turbulent relationship until their final estrangement.
My Grandfather died in in 1971 and was buried in Johannesburg.
Before his death, my Grandfather expressed regret for the challenges he placed on his marriage.
Until her passing, my Grandmother remained deeply in love with her late husband, so when it came time to inter my Grandmother's ashes, the logical place was beside my Grandfather.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
RIP Snowman
Uh, this is going to sound a little weird, but the 1977 movie Smokey and the Bandit was highly influential for me.I was 10 when it came out, so stop looking at me that way.
It was the first movie I was allowed to go to without adult supervision.
Stop being so shocked, it was the seventies, children weren't that precious way back then.
I own well used copies of Smokey in both DVD and VHS (ask your parents) formats.
I was shocked to learn supporting actor Jerry Reed passed away on September 1, from complications due to emphysema, aged 71.
Besides being a supporting actor in my favourite movie, Reed also wrote music for the movie.
Reed was one of the first country and western musicians (yes, he played both kinds of music) to successfully launch a movie career while a maintaining a successful musical career.
Dolly Parton is such a copycat.
My deepest sympathies go to the Reed family, and friends.
Related Links
Jerry Reed, 71; Musician Was Also 'Smokey' Sidekick [Washington Post]
Jerry Reed Brought Country Music to a Wider Audience [CMT]
Via Jalopnik
Friday, August 29, 2008
Reality TV shows which should have a crossover
If you are "of a certain age" you may remember when "crossover" wasn't the marketing department's description of a station wagon with a tall body. Or a pickup truck with a weird amount of seats.Crossovers are the television episodes that happened when Magnum P.I. left Hawaii and visited Simon and Simon in San Diego.
Or when Worf visited Deep Space 9.
Or that time when the Drummonds visited Mrs. Garrett at the Eastland School For Girls.
Or when Sonny and Cher visited Scooby, Freddie, Daphne, Velma, and Shaggy.
Or when the Brady Bunch visited The Partridge Family.
Oh, wait, that last one never happend, that was a Saturday Night Live episode.
Crossovers don't seem to happen as much any more, except in automotive circles because, clearly, the world needs a BMW slightly bigger than a 5-series, but slightly smaller than an X5.
Reality TV shows which should have a crossover
Mythbusters and Jackass
Don't you want to see Jamie Hyneman trying to make sure everyone adheres to safety standards. Would the Jackass guys beat up Adam because he is fundamentally geeky, or would Kari, Tori and Grant be able to stop them? It could end up like an episode of MacGyver.
Mantracker and Survivorman
You could do it over a couple of episodes, Mantracker hunts Survivorman after Survivorman is abandoned in the Amazon/on a deserted island/in Paris. I imagine it would end with Mantracker finding Survivorman on day four and Survivorman eating Mantracker's horse, because he was starving.
Holmes on Homes and Canada's Worst Handyman
I imagine poor Mike trying to stop the contestants from doing stupid things in different locations all at the same time. And chastising Andrew Younghusband for letting them do something stupid with little or no supervision.
The Apprentice and Jon and Kate Plus 8
Wouldn't the Donald look like a jerk firing one of the kids every week? On the other hand, I'm pretty sure Mady would come out as the apprentice.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and What Not to Wear
Because, you know, have you seen what they wear? Clearly Clinton could use some hair advice from Dog. Stacey could use some help from Beth too, and maybe a push-up bra.
American Chopper and Trading Spaces
You know the OCC guys would come up with something cooler than any of the designers on Trading Spaces. But would would the Trading Spaces designers do to the OCC shop? And would Mikey be able to keep Paul Sr. from killing them?
Punked and Overhaulin'
This would come out like an Agatha Christie mystery. Or a Sherlock Holmes mystery. Oh, no, it would totally be a Ray Chandler mystery! Ya know, because they're shot in California and everything. The entire episode would be about who stole what from whom and where they're hiding it and whose side is Chip Foose really on?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The end of the Internet
You don't need to bother any more.
All that time you used to waste at work, well now you can actually do something productive.
Related Links
The End of the Internet
Monday, January 21, 2008
Fictional ducks
Wikipedia
Never mind what I was looking for when I found it.
It wasn't porn, though.
Although I'm sure Rule 34 would apply.
Ew.
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Who Knew?


It turns out that the guy who plays Dr. Gaius Baltar on the new Battlestar Galactica is an entirely different and separate person from the guy who played Dr. Julian Subatoi Bashir on the old Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Who knew?

I still maintain, however, that Bonnie Tyler and Rod Stewart are the same person.



It is also obvious that RuPaul, Lady Chablis of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, and Khandi Alexander of CSI: Miami are all the same person, but I'm not sure who's impersonating whom.
Remember, you heard it hear first.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Man sleeps through gunshot to the head; Injuries not considered life-threatening
Tue May 22, 1:27 PM
HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) - Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn't realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head, said Cpl. R.H. McQuaid of the Cabell County Sheriff's Department.
The bullet that struck him was one of five that someone sprayed across his mobile home and truck at about 4:20 a.m. Sunday, McQuaid said. The one the struck Lusher apparently lost velocity as it traveled through two walls.
"We're just glad he didn't suffer any life-threatening injuries with a head wound," he said.
Lusher came home from a night on the town about an hour before he was shot while lying in bed, McQuaid said.
He remained hospitalized at St. Mary's Medical Center on Monday. His condition was not immediately available.
Monday, May 07, 2007
I Wonder What They Made of the Toonie?

Mystery revealed: Canada's harmless poppy quarter led to U.S. spy warnings
Mon May 7, 2:21 AM
By Ted Bridis
WASHINGTON (AP) - The surprise explanation behind the U.S. government's sensational but false warnings about mysterious Canadian spy coins is the harmless poppy quarter, the world's first colourized coin.
The were so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. army contractors travelling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them.
The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," said once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails.
The 25-cent piece features the red image of a poppy inlaid over a maple leaf. The quarter is identical to the coins pictured and described as suspicious in the contractors' accounts.
The supposed nano-technology actually was a conventional protective coating the Royal Canadian Mint applied to prevent the poppy's red colour from rubbing off. The mint produced nearly 30 million such quarters in 2004 commemorating Canada's 117,000 war dead.
"It did not appear to be electronic (analog) in nature or have a power source," wrote one U.S. contractor, who discovered the coin in the cup holder of a rental car.
"Under high-power microscope, it appeared to be complex consisting of several layers of clear but different material, with a wire like mesh suspended on top."
The confidential accounts led to a sensational warning from the U.S. Defence Security Service, an agency of the Defence Department, that mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors travelled through Canada.
One contractor believed someone had placed two of the quarters in an outer coat pocket after the contractor had emptied the pocket hours earlier.
"Coat pockets were empty that morning and I was keeping all of my coins in a plastic bag in my inner coat pocket," the contractor wrote.
Meanwhile, in Canada, senior intelligence officials expressed annoyance with the U.S. spy-coin warnings as they tried to learn more about the oddball claims.
"That story about Canadians planting coins in the pockets of defence contractors will not go away," Luc Portelance, now deputy director for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, wrote in a January e-mail to a subordinate.
"Could someone tell me more? Where do we stand and what's the story on this?"
Others in Canada's spy service also were searching for answers. "We would be very interested in any more detail you may have on the validity of the comment related to the use of Canadian coins in this manner," another intelligence official wrote in an e-mail.
"If it is accurate, are they talking industrial or state espionage? If the latter, who?" The identity of the e-mail's recipient was censored.
Intelligence and technology experts were flabbergasted by the warning when it was first publicized earlier this year. The warning suggested such transmitters could be used surreptitiously to track the movements of people carrying the coins.
"I thought the whole thing was preposterous, to think you could tag an individual with a coin and think they wouldn't give it away or spend it," said H. Keith Melton, a leading intelligence historian.
But Melton said the army contractors properly reported their suspicions.
"You want contractors or any government personnel to report anything suspicious," he said.
"You can't have the potential target evaluating whether this was an organized attack or a fluke."
The Defence Security Service disavowed its warning about spy coins after an international furore but until now it has never disclosed the details behind the embarrassing episode. The United States said it never substantiated the contractors' claims and performed an internal review to determine how the false information was included in a 29-page published report about espionage concerns.
The Defence Security Service never examined the suspicious coins, spokeswoman Cindy McGovern said.
"We know where we made the mistake," she said.
"The information wasn't properly vetted. While these coins aroused suspicion, there ultimately was nothing there."
Numismatist Dennis Pike, of Canadian Coin & Currency near Toronto, quickly matched a grainy image and physical descriptions of the suspect coins in the contractors' confidential accounts to the 25-cent poppy piece.
"It's not uncommon at all," Pike said.
He added the coin's protective coating glows peculiarly under ultraviolet light.
"That may have been a little bit suspicious," he said.
Some of the U.S. documents the AP obtained were classified "Secret/Noforn," meaning they were never supposed to be viewed by foreigners, even the closest U.S. allies. The government censored parts of the files, citing national security reasons, before turning over copies under the U.S. Freedom of Information Act.
Nothing in the documents - except the reference to nanotechnology - explained how the contractors' accounts evolved into a full-blown warning about spy coins with radio frequency transmitters. Many passages were censored, including the names of contractors and details about where they worked and their projects.
But there were indications the accounts should have been taken lightly.
Next to one blacked-out sentence was this warning: "This has not been confirmed as of yet."
The Canadian intelligence documents, which also were censored, were turned over for $5 under the Access to Information Act. Canada cited rules for protecting against subversive or hostile activities to explain why it censored the papers.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Yeah, I Know This is Old
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Feb. 1: Turn off electricity for 5 minutes
The first of February 2007: Participate in the biggest mobilization of Citizens Against Global Warming! The Alliance for the Planet [a group of environmental associations] is calling on all citizens to create 5 minutes of electrical rest for the planet.
People all over the world should turn off their lights and electrical appliances on the first of February 2007,
between 10.55 and 11 am in British Columbia,
1.55 pm and 2.00 pm in New York,
18.55 for London, and
19.55 for Paris, Bruxelles, and Italy.
Why February 1? This is the day when the new UN report on global climate change will come out in Paris. This event affects us all, involves us all, and provides an occasion to show how important an issue global warming is to us. If we all participate, this action can have real media and political weight. Please circulate this call to your utmost ability to your network.
Monday, January 01, 2007
Sunday, November 19, 2006
MadV - One World
I can't vouch for him or her (I believe it's a him), but I like it. I will be doing a post if I can think of something to add. There have been an amazing amount of responses, if you have time, take a look.

