Actually, Sandra Bullock and I are through.
I put up with her not replying to my letters, phone calls or emails, not dedicating films to me and marrying Jesse James.
It's like she has no idea who I am!
I've been a patient man.
But no more.
Ms. Bullock has competition, I've found the woman I love.
I am no longer willing to put up with Bullock's shenanigans or even her tomfoolery.
I am engaged now, and Charmaine, my fiancé, is smart, beautiful, gentle and she loves me.
She is my blessing and we will be married September 18.
I am the luckiest man in the world.
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