Sunday, March 28, 2010

Sandra Bullock is on notice

Actually, Sandra Bullock and I are through.

I put up with her not replying to my letters, phone calls or emails, not dedicating films to me and marrying Jesse James.

It's like she has no idea who I am!

I've been a patient man.

But no more.

Ms. Bullock has competition, I've found the woman I love.

I am no longer willing to put up with Bullock's shenanigans or even her tomfoolery.

I am engaged now, and Charmaine, my fiancé, is smart, beautiful, gentle and she loves me.

She is my blessing and we will be married September 18.

I am the luckiest man in the world.


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