Have you been working out?
You look great, though.
No, not "marvellous", just great.
Yes, I know everyone has stuff to do.
No, I'm not using spending time with my family as an excuse for neglecting you.
Stop judging me, you're just a gaping maw that takes in everything and then asks for more.
It's not like you ever show up with delicious cookies, ice cream and a perfectly brewed cup of tea!
And also, you're a figment of my imagination.
So, there's that.
There are changes afoot for the blog, including a change of address.
I'll be back soon, I promise.